WE DON'T KNOW
NUTIN!
To understand the next 4 years you have to understand the world according
to Chicago . While it is a city of Illinois it is also a completely
different country with a whole different set of morals and language.
There are only three rules there which anybody can understand. You don't
even need an attorney to understand them and if you need an attorney,
well . . . you know too much, so look out for Rule #3!
RULE #1 No matter what you see, hear, or do - you don't know anybody and you don't know nutin!
RULE #2 If you
capture something on tape or camera - it doesn't reveal nutin!
RULE #3 If you know what anybody knows in Chicago , well . . . dat's
da last ting you'll ever know and you'll wish youse never knew nutin!
Now, pay close attention we don't want to have to say this more than
once. It's very simple . . . we'll illustrate. If you have too, read
slowly!
These two? They don't know
each other!
Remember the first picture? Be sure you only remember that they don't
know and you certainly don't either! Da fellas in the background in
this picture? Well . . . what fellas? We don't see nutin!
Oops! How did that get
in here?
Da guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus. And the guy on
the right . . .well, he's Da Easter Bunny! That's all you need to know
and you're better off if you don't know that.
Go to your eye doctor, yourse eyes is lying to yas! Capeesh?
We don't want to know what they're saying.
Remember Jimmy Hoffa!
He knew too much and now . . .well . . . now no one knows where he is.
Is the big picture clear?
Not these pictures gumwad, cuz youse already forgot dem!
Now, ain't that simple?
They don't know nutin and neither do we!
And don't forget it!
P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget Rule #1 and,
that ways,
there's nutin to fear about #3!
Of course they don’t know each other. Here's another photo that proves it.
