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is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people,
Pinocchio, Snow White & Superman
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the
strongest man in the world."
Do you have a
gender identity issue? Well the Los Angeles School district
Psychology 101- Behavior Experiment
start with a cage containing four monkeys, and inside the cage you hang
a banana on a string, and then you place a set of stairs under the banana.
then spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.
Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new monkey. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, ALL of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original four monkeys, replacing it with a new monkey. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm -- because he is now part of the "team."
Then, replace a third original monkey with a new monkey, followed by the fourth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the banana.
Why, you ask? Because in their minds, that is the way it has always been!
This is how today's House and Senate operates, and this is why, from time to time, ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME!
This is meant as no disrespect to monkeys.
What A Government Shut Down Should Look Like ... !
THE CARD WITH NO LIMIT
"I sure love my Race Card! It comes in handy whenever I find myself in a mess I've made. I just bring it out and 'voila', the mess is overlooked. In fact, there's no limit on how many times I can use it! I highly recommend the Race Card. Don't leave home without it." BHO
(Also endorsed by Al $harpton, Jessie Jackson and Eric Holder.)
Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America :
1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
5. The poor keep
getting poorer - yet they have things that people in
6. They have things
that people in other countries only dream about - yet
Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.
Makes you wonder who is doing the math
These three, short
sentences tell you a lot about the direction of current
1. We are advised
to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few
And here's another one worth considering...
and Last but not least,
3. Why are we cutting
benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our
Am I the only one missing something?
Looking from Alaska?
For those of you who missed Obama's State of the Union speech, here is a full transcript.
This whole story is absolutely true, scroll down slow and read before you look at the pictures.
I came home after
work on Friday to see a notice on my gate saying I have to get my dogs
I get up Saturday morning and stop by Wal-Mart in Duarte CA to buy dog food and what do I see...
A used car tent sale in Wal-Mart's parking lot
But what really pissed me off was the yellow and red sign... No, not the "Se Habla Espanol"
Yep that means what you think it means. Good thing my dogs are half Mexican Chihuahua. Is this a great country or what?
I bet it was
a long ride home from S. Africa on Air Force One....
No. 1 song from the UK.
DID YOU THINK AMERICANS WOULDN'T FIND THIS OUT ! No mention of this on Snopes
Obamas Princeton classmate is an executive at company that built
Princeton class of 85, is senior vice president at CGI Federal,
which earned the no-bid contract to build the $678 million Obamacare
enrollment website at Healthcare.gov. CGI Federal is the U.S. arm of
a Canadian company.
is a onetime policy analyst with the General Accounting Office and previously
served in the Peace Corps in Gabon, West Africa. Her decision to return
to work, as an African-American woman, after six years of raising kids
was applauded by a Princeton alumni publication in 1998.
On the government end, construction of the disastrous Healthcare.gov website was overseen by the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), a division of longtime failed website-builder Kathleen Sebelius Department of Health and Human Services.
did not immediately return a request for comment.
Does this bother anybody else besides me?
Leader of the free world
Many presidents have used
the Resolute desk in the Oval Office or the their study in the Residence.
Every president since Hayes,
except Presidents Johnson, Nixon, and Ford, has used the Resolute desk.
Part I ....... (This is absolutely brilliant!)
A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
D. In three generations,
there will be no Democrats.
What do the top
ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in
Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961
Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954
Cincinnati, OH - (3rd) since 1984
Cleveland, OH - (4th) since 1989
Miami, FL - (5th) has never had a Republican mayor
St. Louis, MO - (6th) since 1949
El Paso, TX - (7th) has never had a Republican mayor
Milwaukee , WI - (8th) since 1908
Philadelphia, PA - (9th) since 1952
Newark, NJ - (10th) since 1907
Einstein once said,
Part III: (Most
EMAIL OF THE WEEK 7-21-2013
EMAIL OF THE WEEK 7-14-2013
To you dog lovers, and to you not dog lovers, I think you'll all like this one.
This photo almost made me cry!
I receive lots of wonderful photos of dogs, cats, and other adorable animals. And I always like to forward the cute ones.
This one is especially touching.
don't get misty-eyed on me.
EMAIL OF THE WEEK 6-17-2013
2016 Democratic Dream Ticket
Endorsed by Barney Frank.
Could someone enlighten me? Why is it that Obama can ask/offer prayers to the victims after every tragedy, but it's not allowed to offer prayers in school?
Photo of the week 4-3-2013
Email of the week 2-12-2013 Obamas low pass over Texas
Email of the week 1-28-2013
Employee Notice For Old People
Due to the current financial catastrophe caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Obama Administration has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs promised in an attempt to reduce unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to
the foreseeable budget cuts and the inevitable rising cost of electricity,
gas and oil, as well as the decline market conditions, The Light at
the End of the Tunnel has been turned off at least for the next four
Up Early For The Inauguration
Best Email of the week 12-14-2012...
You know you
live in a Country run by idiots if...
There is a 1% assessment (tax) on most lumber products going into effect Jan 1, 2013 in California. It took me a while to find the purpose for this but it seems that California lumber companies were considering shutting down due to the heavy cost of regulations in this state. So rather than loose the regulatory fees from the companies shutting down, Jerry signed a bill to shift the regulatory fees to the consumer on all lumbers products to "make the playing field level" with the out of state lumber that isn't regulated. You can only imagine what products will be next.
Best Email of the week 12-1-2012...
Do the Math
President Barack Obama rejected a Republican proposal to resolve a looming fiscal crisis on Tuesday Dec 4th
"Unfortunately, the Speaker's proposal right now is still out of balance. You know, he talks, for example, about $800 billion worth of revenues, but he says he's going to do that by lowering rates. And when you look at the math, it doesn't work,"
October 24th on Jay Leno, Jay read the president a question from a viewer asking him what subject was the most difficult to help his daughters with... His answer...
Well, the math stuff I was fine with up until about seventh grade. But Malia is now a freshman in High School and Im pretty lost.
I guess this is what you get when you run
the country at a 7th grade math level.
So I guess Elmo has to register as a sex
(in-ep-toc-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least
Paradoxical Quote of The Day
the hypocrisy of a government
This guy is very well spoken and I really admire him.
We need more Democrats like him in office to straighten this mess out.
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