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"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people,
it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government,
lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."
Patrick Henry 1736-1799

Pinocchio, Snow White & Superman

Pinocchio , Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering," said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?" " First Place," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place," answers Superman . "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "This is mine!"
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.

Do you have a gender identity issue? Well the Los Angeles School district
wants to be be sure you can express yourself without any concern.

Psychology 101- Behavior Experiment

You start with a cage containing four monkeys, and inside the cage you hang a banana on a string, and then you place a set of stairs under the banana.
Before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana.

You then spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.

Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new monkey. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, ALL of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original four monkeys, replacing it with a new monkey. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment – with enthusiasm -- because he is now part of the "team."

Then, replace a third original monkey with a new monkey, followed by the fourth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the banana.

Why, you ask? Because in their minds, that is the way it has always been!

This is how today's House and Senate operates, and this is why, from time to time, ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME!

DISCLAIMER: This is meant as no disrespect to monkeys.


What A Government Shut Down Should Look Like ... !


"I sure love my Race Card! It comes in handy whenever I find myself in a mess I've made. I just bring it out and 'voila', the mess is overlooked. In fact, there's no limit on how many times I can use it! I highly recommend the Race Card. Don't leave home without it." BHO

(Also endorsed by Al $harpton, Jessie Jackson and Eric Holder.)

Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America :

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.

3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.

4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.

5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in
other countries only dream about.

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet
they want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.

Makes you wonder who is doing the math

These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of current
government and cultural environment:

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few
lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few
lunatics. Funny how that works.

And here's another one worth considering...

2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out
of money. How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out
of money? What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money,
but the second didn't. Think about it.....

and Last but not least,

3. Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our
military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are
not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens.

Am I the only one missing something?

Looking from Alaska?


For those of you who missed Obama's State of the Union speech, here is a full transcript.


This whole story is absolutely true, scroll down slow and read before you look at the pictures.

I came home after work on Friday to see a notice on my gate saying I have to get my dogs licensed.
Amazing they actually have the funds to hire someone to check up on all the neighborhood dogs and make sure they are legal.

I get up Saturday morning and stop by Wal-Mart in Duarte CA to buy dog food and what do I see...

A used car tent sale in Wal-Mart's parking lot

But what really pissed me off was the yellow and red sign... No, not the "Se Habla Espanol"

Yep that means what you think it means. Good thing my dogs are half Mexican Chihuahua. Is this a great country or what?

Merry Christmas from Santa

I bet it was a long ride home from S. Africa on Air Force One....

The No. 1 song from the UK.
Bet Parliament loves this!!!

This may be the number 1 song in England,
but it's an absolute fact of what's going on here,
in the United States Of America.


Michelle Obama’s Princeton classmate is an executive at company that built Obamacare website.
First Lady Michelle Obama’s Princeton classmate is a top executive at the company that earned the no-bid contract to build the failed Obamacare website.

Toni Townes-Whitley, Princeton class of ’85, is senior vice president at CGI Federal, which earned the no-bid contract to build the $678 million Obamacare enrollment website at Healthcare.gov. CGI Federal is the U.S. arm of a Canadian company.
Townes-Whitley and her Princeton classmate Michelle Obama are both members of the Association of Black Princeton Alumni.

Toni Townes,’85, is a onetime policy analyst with the General Accounting Office and previously served in the Peace Corps in Gabon, West Africa. Her decision to return to work, as an African-American woman, after six years of raising kids was applauded by a Princeton alumni publication in 1998.
George Schindler, the president for U.S. and Canada of the Canadian-based CGI Group, CGI Federal’s parent company, became an Obama 2012 campaign donor after his company gained the Obamacare website contract.

On the government end, construction of the disastrous Healthcare.gov website was overseen by the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), a division of longtime failed website-builder Kathleen Sebelius’ Department of Health and Human Services.

CGI Federal did not immediately return a request for comment.
Let’s see if we can connect the dots here ...
1.) No American companies considered;
2.) A Canadian company hired;
3.) No Bid contract for $93 million;
4.) Top executive at website-building firm went to school with Michelle Obama;
5.) Previous experience building gun registry for Canadian government;
6.) Fired by Canadian Government for overruns that cost Canada $100 million;
4.) Overruns for Obamacare enrollment website now costing U.S. $678 million, and still going up.

Does this bother anybody else besides me?

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Leader of the free world……………………….and Obama.

Many presidents have used the Resolute desk in the Oval Office or the their study in the Residence.
It was made from the timbers of HMS Resolute, an abandoned British ship discovered by an
American vessel and returned to the Queen of England as a token of friendship and goodwill.
When the ship was retired, Queen Victoria commissioned the desk and presented it
to President Rutherford Hayes in 1880.

Every president since Hayes, except Presidents Johnson, Nixon, and Ford, has used the Resolute desk.
President Obama was the first however, to use it as a foot stool.

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Part I ....... (This is absolutely brilliant!)

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.
I love it when a plan comes together!

Part II:
(Also Brilliant, by other standards)

10 Poorest Cities in America and how did it happen?
City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level
1. Detroit , MI 32.5%
2. Buffalo , NY 29.9%
3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8%
4. Cleveland , OH 27.0%
5. Miami , FL 26.9%
5. St. Louis , MO 26.8%
7. El Paso , TX 26.4%
8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2%
9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1%
10. Newark , NJ 24.2%

What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common?

Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961

Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954

Cincinnati, OH - (3rd) since 1984

Cleveland, OH - (4th) since 1989

Miami, FL - (5th) has never had a Republican mayor

St. Louis, MO - (6th) since 1949

El Paso, TX - (7th) has never had a Republican mayor

Milwaukee , WI - (8th) since 1908

Philadelphia, PA - (9th) since 1952

Newark, NJ - (10th) since 1907

Einstein once said,
'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'
It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats .. yet they are still POOR.


Part III: (Most Brilliant!!!)

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up
by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man
by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage
by taking away people's initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them,
what they could and should do for themselves."
Abraham Lincoln




Puppy Love........

To you dog lovers, and to you not dog lovers, I think you'll all like this one.

This photo almost made me cry!

I receive lots of wonderful photos of dogs, cats, and other adorable animals. And I always like to forward the cute ones.

This one is especially touching.

Please, don't get misty-eyed on me.


2016 Democratic Dream Ticket

Endorsed by Barney Frank.

Could someone enlighten me? Why is it that Obama can ask/offer prayers to the victims after every tragedy, but it's not allowed to offer prayers in school?

Photo of the week 4-3-2013

Cartoon of the week 2-12-2013

Email of the week 2-12-2013 Obama’s low pass over Texas



Email of the week 1-28-2013

Employee Notice For Old People

Due to the current financial catastrophe caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Obama Administration has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs promised in an attempt to reduce unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to the foreseeable budget cuts and the inevitable rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as the decline market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off at least for the next four years.


Lining Up Early For The Inauguration

Best Email of the week 1-10-2013

Pesky Facts from Reality Check ...

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

Best Email of the week 12-14-2012...

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools of a “home”.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while some slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "art".

There is a 1% assessment (tax) on most lumber products going into effect Jan 1, 2013 in California. It took me a while to find the purpose for this but it seems that California lumber companies were considering shutting down due to the heavy cost of regulations in this state. So rather than loose the regulatory fees from the companies shutting down, Jerry signed a bill to shift the regulatory fees to the consumer on all lumbers products to "make the playing field level" with the out of state lumber that isn't regulated. You can only imagine what products will be next.


Best Email of the week 12-1-2012...



"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be!"

Little Akio ! ! !

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"

Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"

Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F_ _ k the Japs."

"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.

Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?"

Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"

Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!"

Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, We're screwed!"

Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 6, 2012."


Do the Math

President Barack Obama rejected a Republican proposal to resolve a looming fiscal crisis on Tuesday Dec 4th

"Unfortunately, the Speaker's proposal right now is still out of balance. You know, he talks, for example, about $800 billion worth of revenues, but he says he's going to do that by lowering rates. And when you look at the math, it doesn't work,"

October 24th on Jay Leno, Jay read the president a question from a viewer asking him what subject was the most difficult to help his daughters with... His answer...

“Well, the math stuff I was fine with up until about seventh grade. But Malia is now a freshman in High School and I’m pretty lost.”

I guess this is what you get when you run the country at a 7th grade math level.
It's a good thing Malia is in private school.
Think of where we'd be if it was public school 7th grade math!

So I guess Elmo has to register as a sex offender.
Hopefully he's the only one living on Sesame Street.
I wonder if Big Bird knows yet?

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least
capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and
where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or
succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the
confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Paradoxical Quote of The Day

"Fathom the hypocrisy of a government
that requires every citizen to prove
they are insured... but not everyone
must prove they are a citizen."

This guy is very well spoken and I really admire him.

We need more Democrats like him in office to straighten this mess out.



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